I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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