Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
