You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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