You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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