you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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