oh god the rape fog is back!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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