so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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