he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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