hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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