Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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