I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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