I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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