Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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