I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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