Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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