Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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