new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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