Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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