So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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