I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You don't make any sense
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