i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
