i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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