we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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