Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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