I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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