glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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