I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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