I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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