I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You are a genius and a whore.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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