I CAN MOONWALK!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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