Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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