Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
stop calling my apartment porn island.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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