well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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