Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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