ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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