If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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