I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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