now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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