oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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