What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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