i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
handjob tips. give me some.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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