There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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