period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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