I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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