Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
