bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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