I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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