Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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