drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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