But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
there is puke in my bra ... again
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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