What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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