i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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