okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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